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The Chateau Extends Its Fat-Shaming Influence Worldwide!
A group calling itself “Overweight Haters Ltd” is handing out leaflets on the British subway. “perverted chubby-lover” :lol: :lol: :lol: I swear this fat shaming shiv could have been pulled straight...
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Your Brother’s Wife Is Cheating. What Do You Do?
Padawan125 needs the assistance of the CH readership on no less a problem than salvation of his brother’s soul. CH and readers, need your help here. I always find the BOTM [beta of the month] stories...
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Pickup Field Experiment Necessitating Impolite Thrashing Of Feels
I have a pickup field experiment for you guys. (The M2F transitioning Shitlib Within posing as a 6’2″ Nordic Ubermensch may want to sit this one out). Buy yourselves one of these hats. On a weekend...
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Chicks Dig Incarcerated Jerks: There’s An App For That!
Need a bittersweet laugh? Chicks with a fever for the flavortown of a jerkboy inmate can now more easily connect to him through a new app called “TextBehind: Text-To-Inmates“. (Note: I am not making...
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San Bernardino
Two suspects identified in mass shooting that left 14 dead and scores wounded. Syed Farook and Kinda Atallah Tayyeep Bin Ardogan Tafsheen Malik (Farook’s imported Saudi wife). Third suspect is reported...
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America Is Farooked
Courtesy of the wild midnight ride known as da GBFM: [ASH] CARTER TELLING MILITARY TO OPEN ALL COMBAT JOBS TO WOMEN: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_WOMEN_IN_COMBAT now we’re really...
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Mass Shooters Are Men With Limited Sexual Market Options
A reader acutely aware of the Game-Society nexus emails, Ever notice that mass shooters are never men who have options with women? First it was “He’s not my boyfriend!” in Paris then it was 3-Divorce...
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How Many Jihad Killings Would America Have Suffered Without The Surveillance...
Disingenuous shitlibs (are they ever anything else?) have feverishly rushed to reshape the post-San Bernardino Muslim terror attack narrative with lies, obfuscation, evasion, and really big lies your...
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Manboobs And Chickhips
American men are feminizing. Manboobs are popping out all over the fruity plains. For a supple example of a manboob rack, see this. (and that guy is young, he has no excuse) But there’s something else...
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The Media And The (Non-Shitlib) Public Are Antagonistic Players
Although the subject of this post won’t be a surprise to those plugged into the Hatrix, it bears repeating, and hopefully I will have added some clarity to help dread pill newbs grope their way to...
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Why Is There Still No Picture Of The San Bernardino Female Muslim Terrorist?
vicky writes, Has anyone seen a picture of this “Malik” woman shooter in San Bernardino? The woman whose name changed what, three times? There was a woman’s body on the ground dead near the the black...
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Scrote-Shriveling Tales From The Friendzone
Ouch. But there is a ray of hope. This beta appears to have swallowed a crimson pill or two, as he has had the good sense to delete this pic from his Cuckbook profile, and all “you-go-eunuch!”...
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That’s An Imam, Baby!
A photo of the San Bernardino female Muslim terrorist was finally released to the public, and, judging by her resemblance to Mohammed Atta of 9/11 infamy, it appears her husband, the primary shooter...
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Comment Of The Week: A Declaration Of Cleavage
The Other Anonymous is our beeg COTW wiener with a thought experiment that illuminates the purpose of female shit tests, and how men should resp0nd to them. A beautiful woman walks into the room – and...
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Sweeps Week: Nazi Taylor SSwift Game
It’s Sweeps Week at Le Chateau. Grab your paleo-friendly tree nuts and smugly recline at your standing entertainment center for a delirious week of the most politically incorrect, shitlib-triggering...
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Sweeps Week: Trump Takes Chateau Heartiste Advice!
A couple of years ago, there was a post on CH explicitly calling for a closed border policy for the United States. Did Trump read it? Because just today he cranked up his inner shitlord and dropped a...
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Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament
Shitlibs are renowned for their watery-eyed, chipmunk-cheeked, effeminate, punchable faces. Why not set up a tournament-style bracket to find the most punchable, shitlib-iest face ever, as determined...
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Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament: First Round Winners
The polls for most punchable shitlib face of 2015 are closed. We have our winners who will advance to the semifinals. In what some are calling an upset akin to Buster Douglas-Mike Tyson, Matty “Polar...
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Moments Of Beta
A handsome couple – she: tall, easy on the eyes, he: older, shitlord face – walked by me and I overheard the following: Her: “You’re always questioning what I do.” Him: “No, I don’t do that…blah blah”...
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Suicidally Stupid Shitlibs
The streams of leftoid memes are beginning to cross. One minute, shitlibs are crowing about normal people “fearing Syrian refugees who are widows and orphans”, the next they’re calling Trump a fascist...
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