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Forked Tongue, Meet Snow Job

“Heads I win, tails you lose.” Rarely are the machinations of subversion so conspicuously visible.Filed under: Pretty Lies, Psy Ops, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster

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Sweeps Week: Discourse On The Psychology Of Mudsharks

Mudsharks. Coal burners. Smoke jumpers. Daughters of Single Moms. Perhaps you know them as open-minded progressives. Normal people who don’t get a thrill up their legs signaling their antiracism...

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Sweeps Week: 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Semifinals

We’re back for the 2015 punchable shitlib face semifinals! Bout 1: Matty “Yce Yce Baby” Yglesias vs Dylan “I’m hiding a buttplug” Matthews Don’t be surprised if your hand reflexively curls into a fist...

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Donald Trump (+8) Republican Debate

Discuss. *** Commenter shartiste explains why ¡Jabe!, and by extension the entire GOP establishment, deserve all the shivs they get. Jeb is so beta that you want to feel bad for him, but then you...

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Study: Evolved Defense Mechanisms Against Mudsharking

Why do women, particularly White women, have an instinctual racial bias against dating outside their race? Common sense tells us that a woman thinks with her hindbrain when choosing a mate, and one...

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Study: May-December Romance is Normal, Natural, And The Way Of The Superior Man

This is a shibboleth-smashing study sure to give ugly feminists (but I repeat myself) and game-hating tradcons the hives. Attachment Styles of Women-Younger Partners in Age-Gap Relationships. Women...

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2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Finals!

The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament semifinals are over, and Dylan Matthews soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while Pajamaboy BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey “GayPedoFace” Graham....

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Study: Nature Abhors A Quadroon

Mother Nature, in Her infinite and glorious wisdom, has not only provided for the defense of White women against mating out of the White race, She has additionally provided a back-up defense for those...

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The Most Punchable Shitlib Face Of 2015

The “winner” of the 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament will be the peabody puffboy who emerges victorious from the Championship Bout between Dylan Matthews and Pajamaboy (née Ethan (((Krupp))))....

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Demon Mom Of The Year

Jonathan Haidt wrote about disgust occupying a dimension of human morality. He found, (unsurprisingly if you’ve trawled the internet for five minutes), that leftoids have a higher disgust threshold...

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Advice For Fathers Trying To Keep Their Teen Daughters Off The Pole

Reader Mazinger, like most people with a functioning sanity gland, recoils in horror from the cultural pestilence of demon mom, and wonders while in the grip of his fright how he can protect his...

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The Winner Of The Most Punchable Shitlib Face Of 2015 Tournament!

By a healthy margin of victory, it’s Pajamaboy! (also known by his Valusian name Ethan Krupp) Could it really have been anyone other than Pajamaboy? He’s emblematic of the decline of the American man...

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White People Are Horrible. It’s Time For Them To Be Exiled To Their Own Country

It’s fun pointing out the abject hypocrisy of leftoids and provoking them to ragequit their “””arguments””” mid-brain fart. Not that it does any good — leftoids are invulnerable to appeals to reason or...

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Post-Surgery Game

Post-Surgery Game (PSG) is of a kind with Drunk Game, but riskier as well as potentially more rewarding (if for no other reason than that outpatient quasi-sober sex is generally more erotic than 2AM...

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What Do You Do When An Alpha Move Goes Wrong?

I post this gif clip with the knowledge that there’s a strong possibility it was staged. (h/t IHTG for passing it along) But, assuming for the sake of Game proficiency inculcation that it’s an...

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Merry Christmas, Chateau Guests

And an Abo New Year!Filed under: Current Events, Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization, Ridiculousness

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America, Then And Now

Then (a Depression-era bread line): Now: A million bucks says there was more ideological diversity in the top photo than in the bottom photo. Two million bucks says there was also more shame in the top...

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A Theory For Where It All Went Wrong

Reader electricangel, inspired by the story of Pajamaboy (born in the year of president Butt Naked, in pajamas, cradling a mug of hot cocoa, winner of the 2015 Most Punchable Shitlib Face contest),...

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Comment Of The Week: Nexus Of The Sexes

COTW winner (repeat winner?) shartiste succinctly illuminates the battle tactics of the female id versus the male id. Hillary vs. Trump is gonna be a great source for CH. Its unrestrained man vs...

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Spot The Super Alpha

An interesting (because of its rarity) social hierarchy dynamic sets up when two or more established, socially proofed alpha males break bread. In this older photo, all three of the men engaged in...

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