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Picky Men
The alt-internet is a strange land where you can find people who appear to have lived in a hermetically sealed Tyvek bubble since birth, and have escaped all interaction with reality. A recent example...
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President Of The United States, Barack Hussein Obama, Continues Lying About...
The question put before us, gentlemen, is why the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, lies about the sex wage gap and the nature of its origin and scope, as he recently did during...
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The Universality Of Game Concepts
Neophytes who have stumbled into discussions about game gently but persistently have their doubts allayed as the picture of human sexual dynamics becomes clearer, but one skeptics’ framework remains...
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Jerkboy Charisma Game, A Series
Following on the heels of archival microfiche documenting the efficacy of jerkboy charisma game in the textual wild, comes this from a reader, I’m always amazed by how right you are with your text game...
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When The Wall Comes Rising Into View
A sad woman left the following comment (scroll down) to a post about an OkCupid experiment in dating profiles which CH covered in detail here. An even more insightful “study” would be to do the same...
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Comment Of The Week: The 16 Commandments Of Pajamaboy
Reader Charlie Don’t Surf waxed poetical and quasi-biblical, 16 Commandments of Pajamaboy: First off, I love you I’ll never look at another woman You’re my everything I’ll do anything you say I’ll do...
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Jerkboy Charisma Game, A Series
CH really likes the Jerkboy Charisma Game series, so expect to see more of it. Hope you’re copacetic! Commenter Wrecked ‘Em {space reserved for a rectum joke} writes, Yesterday, I watched my...
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The 20 Commandments of Involuntary Celibacy
The title of this post comes courtesy of commenter PA, who writes: Behold the Twenty Commandments of Involuntary Celibacy: The comments that follow are awesome — and each is hugely upvoted. A small...
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Psychopath Game
It was inevitable that the winding path to Chateau Heartiste, hedged by fragrant nihilismicus viscosum, would culminate, as it traveled past the noble stone house to the woods out back, in a dark place...
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Study Finds The Foul Source Of Feminism
Have you ever wondered what drives some women to the cult of feminism, when every real world observation refutes nearly all the foundational premises of feminism? Why do so many women cleave to such a...
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Screwing With Girlfriends And Their Exes
DragonfromCY writes, Urgent advice requested, there’s an opportunity for mischief in outing a liar. Bare-bones summary: 6 months dating a flaming s–t (far too long, I know, but the sex is great), going...
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Overheard In [Redacted]
Out of their sight but not my earshot, I overheard the following conversation between two late 20s-early 30s SWPL girls giggling about a man one of the girls recently dated. *** “Did you check him...
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New York Beta Times Stumbles On Chateau Heartiste Truth, Mass Hysteria Ensues
A year late and a neural synapse short, the New York Beta Times has stumbled upon a dusty CH tome and (re)discovered an obvious fact of the sexes: Domestic servitude makes a man undesirable in the eyes...
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DIVCON 2: “…freshly ground cumin and rehydrated, pureed chilies”
The post title is a quote of Tyler Cowen, aka Cheap Chalupas aka Bargain Beans, from a Walled Street Journal review of his book “Average is Over” (h/t to Plucky Gents, Inc.), To sum up, Mr. Cowen...
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Sex Differences In Seduction Behaviors
An interesting study, with findings that won’t surprise regular CH readers, This article presents an anthropological analysis of heterosexual seduction behaviors of men and women (from 18 to 65 years...
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Charmless Broad Unintentionally Submits List Of Excellent Negs
At yet another internet portal leading to a giant flapping angry vagina, a bitchy woman reveals, unintentionally, hilariously, a list of 22 excellent negs, teases, challenges, and disqualifications...
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It’s Happening… Intelligence Gene Discovered
The Lost Ark of the human sciences, intelligence genes, has been found and opened, and the faces of Universalist Equalists are melting into a bloody pulp. Researchers have pinpointed a single gene...
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He Who Loves Least Loves Most… ps and science!
Does this post title sound like a paradox? It is to virgin ears which have yet to hear the Rude Word of CH. But once again ♥science♥ waltzes onto the Chateau ballroom floor to plant a giant wet kiss on...
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Reader Mailbag: Valentino’s Day
Email #1 A reader of the estrogenic persuasion writes, I am a new mother of a two month old infant boy. Generally it’s ill advised to seek parenting advise from a non-parent, but you have convinced me...
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Comment Of The Week: Romancing The Load
Troubadour resigns himself to winning COTW, Changing things up deep into a LTR can be tricky, but it works. I’m sitting here with a homemade cake, a card, and a DVD my wife bought me “for the husband...
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