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Crazy American Women Are Getting Crazier
A very homely, urbanely decayed spinster has taken photographs of herself posed with male and child mannequins, presumably as some sort of statement on the present condition of her bifurcated ego. If...
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Disappearing Act Game As A Tool To Attract Women
A common dramatic license in fictional thrillers is the sudden exit of the main character, usually a powerful man, from a scene of heightening intimacy with a woman. He gives no reason why he has to...
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You Can Tell A Lot About A Nation’s Women By Its Facebook Likes
Facebook Likes are a cancer on society. They glorify feels and enervate reason. They abet lies and exile truth. But they do perform a valuable service for the keen observer of civilizational decay. The...
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Extreme Disqualification Game
We sat in a window box of the cafe. Warming sunlight marched through and glittered off her black hair. As I spoke absent-mindedly about a girl I loved whom I recently lost, barely comprehending in my...
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The Project To Feminize Western Men And Masculinize Western Women
I wonder if the dam is beginning to burst on public discourse, leading to growing awareness of converging androgyny of the sexes. CH was out front informing the masses of a strange trend toward sexual...
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Beta Male Takeaway Game
This stunt should go down in the annals of pickup artistry as one of the wowjustwow-iest takeaways ever foisted on a girl. It appeared to be the beginning of a sweet, Valentine’s Day ad in an...
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Salon Discovers Chateau Heartiste, Angry Menstruation Flows On Cue
Salon, the nation’s hindmost menstrual rag of note, stumbled onto Chateau Heartiste grounds and promptly WOWJUSTWOWed until they were overcome with shameful orgasms. 18 hilariously terrible sex tips...
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Should You Make A Girlfriend Jealous With Nudes Of Your Exes?
The post subject says it all. A reader asks, Read your site regularly. Thanks for the time and effort. Interested in your thoughts: I’ve got a recent girlfriend- good looking, moneyed background, sweet...
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The Millennial Generation Motto
Via fellow sadists, the most Millennial statement ever put to print is: “Here’s why that’s a problem.” Pathological solipsism and mile wide but inch deep self-esteem are a bad combo. The id of the...
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Fat Apologists And Environmental Shocks
Fat apologists: Environmental shocks: Keepin’ it real.Filed under: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Tool Time, Ugly Truths
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Parade Of Humiliations
Do whites living in the West have a right to bitch about anti-white hatred? You bet. As PA clarifies in a comment over at GLPiggy, In order to function normally, to keep a good mood, one has to...
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Russian Geopolitical Alpha Male Game
The Sochi Winter Olympics opening ceremony suffered a minor glitch when one of the Olympic ring lighting props malfunctioned. Naturally, the glitch made above-the-fold, wall-to-wall coverage in the...
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Men Cheat More Than Women Because Men Have Stronger Sex Drives
When feminists aren’t happily asserting that women cheat just as much as men do, they’re raging that cheating men are insecure chauvinist pigs who are afraid of strong, independent women. As per usual...
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Romantic Beta Male Gets What’s Coming To Him
Remember this post about the romantic Kiwi betaboy who followed an American woman around all night on New Year’s Eve like a puppy dog, only to part at 6AM with nothing to show for it but her coy...
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How To Outgame Manipulative Women
PrettyWi$e, a possible troll whose question nonetheless serves to impart a useful lesson, asks, My girl sent me a nude about 20mins ago… And replied saying “oops wrong number”. I will admit it did get...
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There’s A New Kunt In Town
The infamous lawyercunt is an archetype first identified (and happily ridiculed) by CH artisans of the hairy oyster. But the lawyercunt has gotten a little long in the fang. It isn’t that she’s grown...
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The 4 Most Desired People In New York City
The datanauts at OKCupid ran the back channel numbers for New York City to find out who among the city’s 400,000 users on the dating site were the “most desired”, an appellation that relied on the...
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What Men And Women Are Becoming
What men are becoming: What women are becoming: something strange’s afoul in the land when men are women and women men a cataclysm in mind and soul harbinger of deathly toll these omens abound in plain...
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Comment Of The Week: Her Lady Lumps
There were a lot of funny suggestions from commenters in this post about how to reply to a playette who “accidentally” texts you a nude of herself ostensibly meant for another man. COTW winner has to...
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The Application Of Game To Business
Recall the CH extended definition of Game: Applied charisma, i.e. psychological mastery over human perception. This broader definition is important, because it clarifies to the lay reader the...
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