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Future Fatty Game

You can use the 4 Tests of Future Fatness as a premise to run Future Fatty Game, which is really a form of teasing neg that challenges women to prove they won’t get fat on your watch. For a prime...

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It’s Peanut Butter And Vanity Time

A grateful reader writes to say thanks to the demidongle of CH for changing his love life for the better, I have to start out by saying thank you for this site. It has certainly opened my eyes and...

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The Good Gelding Project

A writer, Andrew Smiler, for the e-zine ‘The Good Men Project’ has unintentionally parodied the mission statement of that blog with such zeal that one expects their next post to advocate mass...

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Gaming Attention Whores

Commenter MercifulBoss asks, I was daygaming at the mall a while ago, got this girls number and took some photos with her and me in the photo for social proof. She opened me on facebook we talked for a...

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Freelance Comment Of The Week: Diversity Is Our Separation

Replying to a Steve Sailer review of the movie Her as a mischievous chain-yank of the exquisite sensibilities of white people who majored in humanities, commenter stari_momak pithily spits, You notice...

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The Lapdogs Of Lamaze

When did the pussification of America’s men begin? Speculating on this sort of thing is always fun, but it serves a larger purpose: If we can identify the origin of the Ascended Testes Era, we can...

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Alexis de Tocqueville’s Prescient Gaze

DAN IN ATL passes along wise words from a long-gone species of man: The keen observer of reality. In his classic study “Democracy in America”, Alexis de Tocqueville included this gem: “There are people...

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Reader Mailbag: All Pull And No Push Makes Jack A Dull Boy

Letters of inquiry to the Chateau mailroom have begun spilling into the arched hallway, so today’s post is an effort to relieve the backup. Email #1 Jaap writes, Just a suggestion: maybe it would be...

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The Unfathomable Mind Of Man

Sweet Rosalie writes, I don’t understand how the married guy is “happily married” if he drinks so much and sounds so desperate. If I had been his wife I would have divorced him not for cheating, but...

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Role Reversal As A Test Of Your Game

A lot of readers write here asking for game advice and offering screen shots of their texts and chats with women for critical judgment by the Eye of Mordant. For example, see this latest chat screen...

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Comment Of The Week: Your Rejection Only Makes Me Stronger

darkhorse steals the COTW, well, the point is to get some rapport going with your girl, and really rapport of a sexual/romantic nature. she’s either going to accept or reject that “rapport option”...

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Citizen Enemy

From the comments to a New York Beta Times article about the NSA’s ability to crack any privacy protection internet tools, My mouth is agape. With names like “Bullrun” and “Manassas” for these...

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Goodbye America: Juxtaposition Edition

Via: The ghost of George wept. I’m sure there’s a segment of the American public — let’s call them dickless cucks — who look at this and see a vision of progress, an America hurtling toward a bright...

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Wendy Davis: Iconic American Woman

Chuck has a great exposé on Wendy Davis, the Texas Democrat gubernatorial candidate who’s been lionized by the mass liberal media as some sort of working single mom superheroine. If your values are...

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The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold

The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold, sung to the tune of: The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.” The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed when...

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When Asshole Game “Backfires”

Asshole Game is one of the best and fastest methods for stimulating attraction in women. But its raw power tempts risky overuse. There are assholes who overplay their hand, and lose the girl. Women are...

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Why Are Women More Liberal Than Men?

It’s hardly a secret that women vote more liberal and Democrat than do men. Even married women, while voting less liberal than their unmarried cohort, retain the sex disparity in vote preference. A...

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Top 5 Signs That A Woman Is Using You

If a woman you know isn’t having sex with you, it pays to be cognizant of signs that she’s using you for emotional or material support. You may not want to be used in this manner, so knowing her...

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The CH Boss-Secretary Sexual Strategy To Reduce Income Inequality, Increase...

Your lovable overlord CH is on record advocating the “Boss-Secretary Sexual Strategy” (BoSSS) to reduce income inequality and increase the fertility rate among the better classes. Fisher agress with...

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“The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold”, Performed

An inspired reader has put to song The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold. Filed under: Funny/Lolblogs, Music, Videos

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