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A Test Of Your Game: A Condom Conundrum
Anonymous found himself in what the walking dead would consider an awkward situation, but one which he sees an opportunity to leverage into love. Need game advice. Buying condoms. Cashier is very cute...
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Comment Of The Week: Inherent Contradicktions
Commenter tspark156 is quick with the pith and earns this week’s COTW: The inherent self defeating contradiction of female empowerment is that to achieve it means becoming more masculine. Femininity...
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America, Then And Now
Then, 1950s: Now: A reader, German Viking, explains the provenance of the second photo: This photo was from a story on American and European women going to African and Caribbean countries for sex...
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Freelance Comment Of The Week: The Craven Race Cucks
Commenting on a Porter post about the recent town hall meeting where former Democrat Governor and Presidential hopeful Martin O’Malley made an utterly benign observation — “all lives matter” — in...
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Shit Cuckservatives Say
This is fun. Reader PA creates a useful reference list of shit that cuckservatives say. “Sadly, most victims of black crime are other blacks.” “Unions destroyed Detroit” “I’m all for legal immigration,...
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President Butt Naked’s Legacy: Afromerica
If the Purple-Lipp’d One should be known for anything, it’s that he presided over, with keen tutelage, the Africanization of America: The fastest-growing migrant group to the US since 2000 are...
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Crisis And Observation
Tell the studio audience the things that come to mind when you look at this photo. Examine your feelings. Is a story starting to form in your head? Ok. Take some time to digest your thoughts. . . . . ....
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The Sound Of A Nerve Being Hit
Matt Lewis, cuckservative, I can’t police the left, but my hope in writing this is to sound the alarm on the right. And message is simple: Be optimistic about America. Embrace our pluralistic...
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How We’ve Changed
Visitor Nobody leaves a despairing comment at the Goodbye, America online photojournal. I’m not even mad, just… sad and disappointed. Why did I have to be born at a time of such filth, of such moral...
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1943 Guide To Hiring Women
Via: (zoom-able link) Sounds reasonable. Now, compare and contrast with this 2015 “guide” to brainwashing re-educating your daughters to be cock carousel-hopping urban careerist manjaws with the...
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Programming Note: “Shit Cuckservatives Say” Moved To Top Of Blog
I’ve moved the “Shit Cuckservatives Say” post to its own permanent page at the top of the Chateau Heartiste masthead. Please leave all further contributions to this ongoing reference list of shit that...
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Game In The Political Sphere
Dirty Randy wonders how to evade a typical substance-free leftoid attack. You can see the Hivemind formulating their comeback: “They must be Stormfronters.” What’s the proper way to respond? Ignore and...
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How Will You Know When The Shiv Has Hit The Bone? (Plus: New Music! “The...
The Scarlet C cuckservative label — Shiv of the Week winner — has really hit a bulls-eye, but what’s more interesting about the extended play body slam of weak whytes is what it illustrates about how...
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Face-Saving Recovery Game
A good test of your game is how well you handle your image when you’re thrown a curve ball by an impish cosmic overseer. Reader dirkdiggly relays an excellent demonstration of face-saving recovery...
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Have Scandinavians Lost Their Minds?
The beatings of cuckservatives shall continue until they self-deliver in a pyre of cleansing sacrifice. Reader Jarl passes along a story from Norway that is truly vomitous in scope. This guy may not be...
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Comment Of The Week: Hate Is As Natural As Love
PA, ya gone and done it again. Love and hate go together. Hate is what you feel to those who’d harm that which you love. Without hate, love is impotent. Without love, hate is cannibalistic. Passion...
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The “Three Boyfriend Blurts” Rule
Here’s a game tip for aspiring womanizers that more experienced swains probably already know: The more a girl mentions her boyfriend — either by name or by label — during the course of a conversation...
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Heartiste Banned From Twitter, Twitter Stock Plummets. Coincidence?
Almost immediately after @heartiste was banned from Twatter by a disGUNTled fat, bitter pigwoman on a phony charge of violating their TOS, Twatter stock nose-dived, and hasn’t recovered. Via da GBFM...
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Optimism Pushers
You’re going to hear a lot of mewling by cuckservatives this election cycle — as you have heard from them for the last, oh, eight election cycles — about the GOP needing to be more “optimistic”,...
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The Great Men On Unfunny Girls
Via reader StAugustine, who supplied a quote from Irvin Cobb as an answer to the Hivemind media propaganda blitz asserting that women are just as funny as men. Seriously. From Irwin S. Cobb’s memoirs...
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