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Reader Mailbag: Social Media Seductress Tricks

Letter #1 Reader theasdgamer wonders about a strange female behavior in the social media wilds. Facebook tactics question: Why would a girl delete you as a friend and immediately send a friend request?...

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Comment Of The Week: Grandparents Vs Professors

¡SCIENCE! always seems to play catch-up to your grandparents’ wisdom. The COTW winner is hosswire (and his grandparents), adding a widely-shared observation to one of the many CH posts referencing...

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A Proper Introduction

A reader whose handle I forgot asks, I thought you might have a post about this or would have some good suggestions: you know when you’re in a big group of new people and they have a “introduce...

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Girls Bragging About Their Low Marital Market Value

Another sign that we are living in the r-selected age of a rising cad/tramp society (and a declining dad/damsel society) is the perception among women that having a low marital market value (LMMV)...

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Chicks With Six Pack Abs: An Insult To Femininity

Chicks with six pack abs: A problem that is, thankfully, for now, small enough to tuck away for use as a hypothetical. But maybe not for long. It seems our world is careening toward an androgynous,...

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@heartiste Silenced By Lying, Disingenuous Twitter Twats

Reader chemtrails gets us up to speed on the latest Twitter silencing of crimethinkers. Randi Lee Harper reported Heartiste: “Cernovich & heartiste were both reported for a single tweet. Not...

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How To Walk Like An Alpha Male

♂😎SCIENCE😎♂ swoons for Game once again, or rather, for the biomechanical truths explored here at the Chateau. Via reader RedEleven, a slew of studies examining the role of biological sex differences in...

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Cruel, sadistic mockery will defeat the degenerate freak mafia. Do you know what won’t defeat them? Cuckservatism.Filed under: Funny/Lolblogs

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The Measure Of A Man By The Women He Keeps

Women serve as an exceptionally accurate barometer for the measure of a man’s attractiveness and social standing. The hotter, sweeter, and more feminine a man’s girlfriend or wife, the likelier it is...

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Is There A Shared Extinction Path Between Neanderthals And Modern Westerners?

No one knows for certain how the Neanderthals went extinct. There are many theories propounded — climate change, resource competition with newly arriving anatomically modern humans, megafauna...

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Our Acute Discernment Of Age

A perceptual puzzle. I was idly watching, from a height and a distance that would approximate 80 meters along the hypotenuse, a woman mount a bicycle. She was clothed in long pants and long-sleeve...

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The Incidental Squirt

Thumping, throbbing, pulsing… a sinuous dolphinoid stroke through crisscrossing waves of briny, grinding flesh, arrive at destination: a ramshackle tropic-themed auxiliary bar. I wave, regally, in the...

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Alpha Male Of The Month: Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump Has Game

But does he have tight game? The evidence gathered to date says… the tightest! For instance, examine closely how well Trump handled his own Realtalk™ charge that could’ve blown up in his face given...

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Lindy “Immense” West Got Married…

…to a gay man scouting for a green card. For evidence, see this try-hard article and accompanying photos. Dat gay face. He’s the one with the thousand cock stare. She is totally his citizenship beard....

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Bottom-Of-The-Barrel Cuckold Fetishist, Or Spinster Hoax?

One hundred and one Chateau patrons slipped this juicy omega male shitlibbery — “What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism” — into the combox for cathartic evisceration by yours unduly. The...

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Field Test: The MAXIMUM ALPHA MALE MODE Walk

Remember the CH post about walking like an alpha male? For shits and remotely activated tingles, I decided to try out the MAXIMUM ALPHA MALE MODE walking style in a beautiful baby zoo near you. I...

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Newsflash! Talented Tenth Ingrate Doesn’t Like White People

High yella shit stirrer Courtland Milloy hates white culture (which means he hates white people, since a culture is a reflection of a people’s racial essence). For years, the struggles of middle- and...

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Why Is Randi Lee Harper, Fat, Drug-Addicted, Mentally Unhinged Liar, Still...

Twitter twats hired Randi Lee Harper as an “Online Abuse Prevention” schoolmarm, and continue to employ her, despite a mass (heh) of gathering evidence that she is fat, drug-addicted, mentally...

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Literal Cuckservatives

The Dissidenti™™ and their frazzled hall monitors buzzsaw with talk about “cuckservatives.” It’s the shiv du jour, you see. As shivs go, it is in this ‘umble narrator’s opinion one of the more lethal...

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Sexist Men Are Quite Literally Winners, Common Sense (And ♂SCIENCE♂) Finds

Vapid shell entity Caitlin Dewey is at it again, snarkily uptalking in her late Millennial patois and squirting out mental masturbation material for bitter feminists left behind by a merciless sexual...

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