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Freelance Comment Of The Week

After Randall Parker gazed in the crystal ball and saw chaos and decay in America’s near future, commenter “Jim” contributed a sound bite worthy of the coveted CH Freelance COTW. Places like Brazil and...

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The Biggest Female Rationalization Hamster Dropping Ever

The Hamster of the Month winner is no contest. It’s the rodents who power the lizard brains of these two Visitors to earth. The dropping I’m referring to steams in a huge pile right on the cover of...

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A Family Friend Tried To Help Elliot Rodger Meet Girls

New information has come to light which provides further support for the theory that Elliot Rodger was the practical equivalent of a male feminist who was pathologically introverted, romantically...

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Why You Should Hit On Hot Girls Out Of Your League

A particular paradox of the sexual market is one that works in the favor of men. More precisely, men with balls. It’s what I call the “Prime Pussy Paradox”. Reader Scott explains, I’m 48 years old,...

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Plums Before Prunes

A 59-year-old woman, international speaker and writer (“productive citizen”), laments the icy rejection she received at the hands of a 55-year-old man who felt a surge of natural male biological...

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The Unhappy Woman Is A Feminist Archetype

A survey of 670 North American white collar workers revealed who is the unhappiest (and happiest) of them all. According to the survey, the happiest workers are: Male 39 years old Married Have a...

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The Most Vapid Three Sentences In The English Language

An attractive woman emptied her brain bowels online and pinched off a tapered string of sentences so vapid that you would be challenged to find a more inane splatter of poopytalk. From her article at a...

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Study: Looks Matter Less To Women Than They Do To Men

Once again, ❤science❤ has entered, stage right, as a supporting cast member of Chateau Heartiste’s magnum opus. Once again, you won’t be led astray if you embrace CH observations as your own. You could...

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The Punchable Fat White Liberal Face

Liberals are gloating over the recent editorial choices to geld Thor and race cuck Captain America. The former will become Whor, the female Thor, and the latter will become Captain Gibsmedat, the...

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Freelance Comment Of The Week

The Anti-Gnostic comments a lot over at Cheap Chalupas headquarters, and he (best guess) is usually good for a pithy shiv. How the market prices white neighbors is one of those economic phenomena that...

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The Married Man Thirstzone

One of the more amusing private pains-turned-public spectacle to leak out of an internet pustule recently graced the combox of Reddit (/r/relationship). A sexually deprived married man (but I repeat...

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Tattoo Negs

Given the epidemic of American women disfiguring their bodies with vats of blotchy ink, a man should have at his disposal some tasty tattoo negs to stir hamsters from their slumbers. A reader offers,...

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Goodbye, America: The Website

The Goodbye, America photo series now has its own website. Drop by, admire the purity of decline, and leave a comment as evidence that you were there when America started to swirl the drain. A future...

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The De-escalation Ladder

How should a man respond when his woman has begun sexually withdrawing from him? This post will examine the issue and offer a method called the “De-escalation Ladder” that reforms women’s bad behavior...

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The Value Of White American Men In The Overseas Sexual Market

The sexual market is not unlike the stock market; information bottlenecks are exploited by insiders for fun and profit. One such bottleneck is the value of white American men in foreign sexual markets....

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The Myopia Of IQ Fetishism

Excessive focus on IQ like that found in certain HBD quarters is dangerous for the reason that it will blind one to group differences in other important human characteristics. Before hackles rise, this...

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Comment Of The Week: The Best A Woman Can Be

PA grabs the Golden COTW, Vox had a post this morning that features two pretty twins and likely meth-heads busted for prostitution, working for a black pimp. CH tweeted the link this morning. One...

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The Shortest Definition Of Game

Every so often, a new reader (or a veteran cynical reader) will ask, “How would you describe Game in three words or fewer?” Chateau Heartiste has referred to game as “learned charisma”, or “applied...

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Women Prefer Jerks And Men Prefer Nicegirls

Chicks dig aloof and indifferent jerks. It’s a stereotype for a reason. Our ancestors who had experience with women beyond typing furious white knight screeds on feminist blogs and collecting cheetos...

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