Given the epidemic of American women disfiguring their bodies with vats of blotchy ink, a man should have at his disposal some tasty tattoo negs to stir hamsters from their slumbers.
A reader offers,
“Cool tattoo. *squeeze your eyes to see better* What’s that supposed to be?”
Nice. Subtle and classy. Another theme on this is to mistake her tattoo for something else, preferably something unflattering. For instance, if she has a tiger tat:
“Cool tattoo. I’ve always liked mongooses.”
For a really suggestive dig on chicks with superslut tats, like stars around their crotches or tramp stamps:
“Cool tattoo. Very brave.”
If on the off chance you get a “What’s that supposed to mean?” instead of a confused “Thanks?”, take care to avoid being put in the defensive crouch. “You’ll still be rocking that tattoo when you’re 80. Props.”
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