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The Set-Up Of Donald Trump Jr With A Russian Honeypot

Thoughts on a Clinton-Obama-Creep State sting operation to thwart the will of the American people, by Jacked Handsomely: After reading the latest twists in the story about Don Trump Jr meeting a...

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The War Against Testosterone

An incredible news story (via the Daily Stormer) about the CDC redefining the normal range of testosterone to a lower range. (which is referred to in the study as “harmonized reference ranges” —...

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Ideal Weight For Americans Used To Be Much Thinner Than It Is Now

Courtesy of tteclod (who justifiably labels this “the shiv of truth”), the 1959 Met Life “desirable weight” tables for American men and women. If you’re a dedicated weightlifter with serious muscle,...

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The Trump Effect Is The Testosterone Effect

Ted Cruz has found his Inner Shitlord, and here he is picking the target (CNN), freezing it, isolating it, and polarizing it. Since when did Cruz find his jewels and learn to love the heft and dazzle...

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Trump The Buck Negger

Trump delivered a vivisectionist’s neg of Emmanuel Maricon’s granny wife with this slow-acting venom of a backhanded compliment: Trump, to Brigitte Macron: “You’re in such great shape!” A plausibly...

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There’s No Bad Sex, Only Bad Stimulants

Many women, particularly single women of the slutty persuasion, take a perverse glee in recounting episodes of bad sex with a man. Some even like to challenge the alphalinity of a potential suitor by...

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Single White Women Are A Civilization-Scale Shit Test

Recently, the Audacious Epigone highlighted a poll which found that, among women age 18-29 (the single White woman years), the most common preferred term of self-identification is “feminist”. I was...

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Jacked Asian

A legit jacked Asian (he looked Korean or possibly Jap) at the gym was comfortably knocking out sets of 225 lbs on the bench press when a nerd herd of willowy Asian males stumbled like a lost tourist...

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Vote For The Worst Shitlib Archetype

Take Our PollFiled under: Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, The Id Monster

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Trust Is Nice, But Jerkboy Is Spice

Platitudes are the curse of our times. The Pretty Lies are everywhere, and polluting the minds of our most vulnerable and emotionally fragile: single White women. Here’s a revealing glimpse at one of...

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Enlightened College Students Are Disgusted By Interracial Relationships

Disgust is a wonderful emotion. It’s a spontaneous transmission from the ganglia that acts as a palimpsest revealing our truest thoughts in unguarded moments. Three cheers for those shitlords with low...

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Ten Years Of The Manosphere

I’m not given to retrospectives (mortality reminders are a buzzkill), but this reader’s email deftly describes the incredible cultural influence of the internet realtalk revolution collectively known...

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The Alpha Male Switch

Via the Grauniad (so take with a flat of salt): Scientists discover brain’s neural switch for becoming an alpha male Timid mice turn bold after their ‘alpha’ circuit is stimulated as results show...

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Sartorially Shitlording Your Way To Prime Poosy

I have a shirt that is Pure Shitlord Energy. Its pec-framed artistry is set to maximum triggering; no fatty, frump. or fug SJW can see it without shaking violently on the inside. I wore this shirt...

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Going…going…

An all-White Boy Scout troop stopped at a quiet intersection and dutifully waited for the crosswalk signal to change, while vibrants dashed across. Now you can call the Boy Scouts goobers, but I...

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Foreigners, Refugees, And Crime: The Stone Cold Truth

Fake News is quick to claim brown migrants don’t commit crime at levels higher than the native White populations of the countries the migrants are colonizing, but that claim is based on nothing but...

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Final Exits: Shitlib Vs Shitlord

After watching this Rammstein video (which PA called the most masculine music video ever produced), I was inspired to write a short list of final exits, sorted by the most common death scenarios for...

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The Winner Effect

The Winner Effect is the cognitive key to unleashing the Latent Alpha in every beta male. The term was entered into the Chateau lexicon via this post about the existence of an “alpha male switch” in...

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Women Want Arrogant And Confrontational Men

Chicks dig jerks, the evidence mounts and mounts (heh). The latest (via r/TheRedPill) (here’s a link to the original 2007 pdf) Science says: Women most attracted to arrogance, confrontative behavior,...

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Flaky Flakeberg Text Game

The Chateau’s Flaky McFlakester text Game is acquiring a lot of devotees. A reader adds to the cacophonous encomium, CH, When am I going to give up the struggle in my heart and just accept that you are...

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