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Assume The Sale Game
Here’s a conversation I had with a girl on the night we met. Some details have been redacted to protect the devilish. Little Lord Lucifer: Go over there and do [X] for me. Girl: And what would I get...
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Is Pollution Feminizing Men?
A reader passes along research which discovered that river pollution — specifically, endocrine disrupting chemicals (which are found in everyday products such as pesticides, contraceptive pills and...
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Keychain Game
Valued commenter Reservoir Tip relays, I’ve been toying with this game method for a little while now, and think it’s pretty solid. When a date and I are sitting down, I grab her keychain, and say, “Ya...
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Comment Of The Week: Tools Were Made To Be Used
COTW winner is YaReally, who summarizes the best use of a group of hapless men guarding their prized quarry. Take their girl. You’re cooler than them by default simply because they’re so low-value to...
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Freelance Comment Of The Week: Diversity + Proximity = Poopytalk
cold russian on the restrictions diversity organically imposes on discourse, Dialogue is naturally limited under the condition of diversity. Atomize any further and it gets down to kindergarten level,...
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Gaming Mediocre Girls
Yes, I know what some of you are thinking. “Game mediocre girls?! What’s the point? That’s like learning how to appreciate the aroma of a turd bouquet.” This electro-retreat tries to stay as close as...
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Ambiguity Is The Psyche Of Game
If you ever receive a dubious excuse from a girl who has cancelled a date at the last second, the best reply is an ambiguous one that could be interpreted as either sarcastic disbelief or sincere...
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Cuck Up
Cuck up, idiom, slang, origin: Chateau Heartiste. 1. Variation on the “man up” theme; to demand of a cuckolded man that he support the bastard child of his cheating wife or girlfriend. 2. A taunt...
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Should You Confirm Dates?
I’ve never been on board with the habit of calling or texting a girl before a date to confirm that it’s still on. I get the idea of it — if she’s about to flake, you save yourself the hassle and...
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The Emotional Manipulability Of Women
It was a brief vignette shoehorned into the end of the day that nonetheless attested to a meaningful psychological and social difference between the sexes. I was walking dislodging a buttplug down a...
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Jesus Had Game
Jesus wept? Oh no, my friends. Jesus charmed! Jesus, like so many leading protagonists in the great books for men, had game, and used it to mesmerize the fuck outta his audiences of admirers. There’s a...
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Reader Mailbag: The Ballad Of Heartbreaker Hal
*deep breath* Email #1 This reader has a problem many masters of the muff have encountered. Unless you’re a psychopath, in which case you need not bother yourself to read further. I am in a pickle and...
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Social Distrust Is Way Up Among Millennials
As reported by NPR (I’m sure with gritted teeth), a Pew Study finds that the milliennial generation has a low level of social trust. There are several possible causes for this distrust, including a...
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Feminine Woman Of The Month
It gives great pleasure to the Chateau lordship to bestow upon deserving women the honor of Feminine Woman of the Month. Alpha and beta males, manboobs, and feminists all get their due here, but it is...
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Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Plagiarism
CH’s power grows, but it hasn’t grown enough to prevent thieves from plagiarizing classic Chateau tomes. See for yourself. Here’s an excerpt from a Yahoo article titled “How to Get Your Ex-Girlfriend...
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Homeless Helper Game
If you live in a metropolitan region where there’s a nontrivial per capita population of homeless, and you see the same street bums lounging on the same spots of sidewalk on your daily constitutional,...
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Preview Of Krauser’s Daygame Mastery
Krauser is one of a small handful of pickup artists (old skool translation: womanizers) CH respects who are legitimate voices in a wilderness of heavy-handed marketing and shyster phonies. He’s got...
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Which Sex Is More Responsible For Divorce?
Over in the comments section of a Mangan post about the possible direct health and happiness benefits of marriage, The Anti-Gnostic writes (replying to another commenter), The biggest upside for men of...
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The Extinction Of Female Lawyers
A cat cafe opened in New York to great fanfare, and female lawyers (genus: lawyercunt) may be on the way out as a member of the human species. The latter assertion gets a boost from ❤️science❤️...
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How To Win At Divorce
Commenter Mom’s proud provided a road map for taking the divorce industrial complex by the throat and throttling it until victory is yours. You burn it down and start over. In all likelihood most of...
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