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The Opposite Of Hoverhand

Behold the Trumpenclutch: That’s a firm laying of hand, right there, drawing Conway’s body in for additional ownership delights. You won’t see a photo of Trump hoverhanding. In every pic of him,...

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Cognitive Dissonance, Narcissistic Rage, And Psychological Projection: The...

The dawn of Trumperica and the collateral empowerment of Shitlord, Inc. has supercharged three stereotypical neuroses of the Left, pushing them to the brink of mass psychosis and mental breaks with...

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More ¡SCIENCE! To Break Feminists’ Bitterly Black Hearts

In news that, if you think about it, makes perfect sense, it turns out faggy boys who think they’re girls more often have crazy, BPD, depressive mothers. Link. This pilot study compared mothers of boys...

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The Malevolent Banality Of The Anti-White Left, In One Word

Via. White Americans won’t put up with this bullshit much longer. The anti-White Equalist Left knows this, which is why they won’t relent on pushing for open borders and mass nonWhite colonization of...

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Study: Illegal Aliens Have Affected The Outcome Of US Elections

Proof that illegal aliens and assorted non-citizens have changed the outcome of US Presidential and Congressional elections comes from this study, which found First use of representative sample to...

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Study: Whites Are More Empathetic Than NonWhites

A post retrieved from the Chateau Library of Lustful Congress explored findings from the darkest nooks of SCIENCE that there are genes which affect the ability to empathize, and that these...

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False Memory Syndrome And Regret Rape

The rise in “regret rape” — my term for the post-cock, morning-after rationalization of a pump and dump night of consensual sex as an incidence of “rape” by bitter, sad, emotionally unstable women of...

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Study: Physiognomy Is, Indeed, Real

My oh my, the ¡SCIENCE! is sweet this week. I’ll never tire of ¡SCIENCE! (the preferred authority of libshits) fluffing my ego knob to an enthusiastic *preen*. SCIENCE is why I love assaulting HARHAR...

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A Quick Take On The Media And White Nationalism

Now that the alt-right is the new right, (and neocons are cast to the whiny kvetchlands), be prepared for the leftoid media to twist and misrepresent the nascent revolution’s nationalist-populism...

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Lügenpresse Strategie

1. Lie 2. Get called out 3. Panic, blame “fake news sites” 4. Achieve perfect lack of self-awareness 5. Lie again Step 6 is there is no more lügenpresse. BUH BYE PS A few on the Left are asking, “What...

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Put Another Manlet On The Barbie

Australian Trump supporters real fired up in Melbourne today, gotta take ya helmet off for this bloke pic.twitter.com/uaI6x2dYMh — very australian man™ (@AusAesthetics) November 20, 2016 BASED OZZIES...

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A New Pickup Genre: Trump Game

Twatterer City_DayGame passes along his version of Trump Game, suggesting that there is a rich new vein of text game to exploit by summoning the power of Trump. Bestride the sexual market with the...

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Spot The Alpha Male, Handshake Edition

Via 28Sherman, a series of photos of Trump and Romney shaking hands, with their faces cropped out, and a challenge to the viewer to determine who is who by the attributes of the handshake. I bet most...

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Bend The Knee: Dispatches From Trumperica

Step back for a moment and marvel at all the knees bending before Trump has even taken office. Courtesy of shill, who bullet points the shit out of the glorious shitlordery following in the wake of...

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Defund NPR (Or Make Them An Offer They Can’t Defuse)

NPR is a propaganda arm of the Democreep Party. This past year their shilling for thecunt was particularly egregious; the station was like a circus of shitlib tropes and blatant lying as they pulled...

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Be Prepared For A Shitlib Push To End The Electoral College System

Trump won’t formally be declared winner of the Presidential election until December 19th, when the electors cast their votes. Shitlibs are hoping against hope that a sufficient number of faithless...

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Richard Spencer And His Glib Heil

A few quick thoughts on the recent media frenzy that erupted after the nominal leader of the alt-right allowed himself to be photographed at a bar in DC dramatically thrusting up a seig heil with a...

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The Most Flattering Words A Woman Has Spoken To Me

You’re expecting a toe-curled encomium to my bedroom prowess, but as satisfying as those coital compliments are, the most flattering words I’ve ever heard from a woman are, “You make me feel like a...

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The Capital City And Its Estranged Territories

Audacious E has an illuminating post about just how far Left the residents of America’s Capital City, Washington, DC voted. How acidified by leftoid equalism are the brains of DC’s voting population?...

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Trump And The Romney Chew Toy

God Emperor-Elect Trump has reportedly been considering Mittens Romney for Secretary of State. Trump supporters are livid that a traitor like Romney would be handed such a plum post. Trump’s confidant...

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