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Hoverhand Of The Year

Ecstatic to meet Captain Hillster – a superhero fighting for my mom – while in Seattle this weekend! pic.twitter.com/QP7jxrEjTb — Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) October 24, 2016 Captain Mentally...

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Is Julian Assange Still Alive?

Strange happenings swirl around WikiLeaks. First, Julian Assange’s internet access is cut (and John Kerry, at the behest of thecunt campaign, is implicated). Second, a WikiLeaks cofounder, Gavin...

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A WikiLeaks Crib Sheet (because it’s getting hard to keep track of Hillary...

The daily drumbeat of new leaks have made this list far from exhaustive, but it’s still a good start for red pilling normies and shame pilling shitlibs. Clinton’s corruption is so widespread and...

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Fatass Michael Moore’s Brush With The Trumpening

Hard to believe this Trumpivational speech came from fatass and old lesbian impersonator Michael Moore, but there was a brief moment in his miserable life when he paused from licking the taint of...

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Journolisters Feeling The Heat

Journolisters are upset that Americans hate them and are derisively insulting them as Hillary shills and Democreep Party propagandists, instead of praising them for their work as shills and hacks....

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Here’s How Trump Can Win The Election Today

Yesterday, someone took a pick-ax to Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star and destroyed it. The perp was later identified as Jamie Otis, a (surprise!) white knight betaboy rich limousine libfag (a...

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Early Voting, Inaccurate Polling, And Diversity

Early voting and other nontraditional methods of voting such as absentee and mail-in ballot have been trending rapidly upward since at least 1996. The early voting trend is most pronounced in...

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Canada Is Pathologically Gay

Canadians are gay. And gullible, and naive, and sanctimonious, and gay, and stupid, and willfully ignorant, and gay, and sappy, and childishly sentimental, and dopey, and did I mention gay? Evidence:...

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/pol/ was right: FBI investigation of Hillary’s corruption reopened!

“If we recommend, we literally hand over documentation implying the entire government is involved in treason at the highest levels and everyone is about to duck and cover…” “The problem is with the...

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Your Next President And The Internet’s Greatest Troll, Donald J. Trump

At his Twatter account, Ricky Vaughn is retweeting 2013 tweets from Trump directed at Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer. I’m having a blast reading them, it’s comedy gold, Jerry, gold! Danger-Weiner is...

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Please God, 8 Years Of This (& A Showcase Of Beta Male Body Language)

There have been many golden stumpings over this past year, and now you can add George Shitlibopoulos to the long list of Trump’s victims. Trump has earned a Shiv of the Week, bringing his total haul to...

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Comment Of The Week: The Legalese Party

The Auarian hits the bull’s-eye in his contrast of Trump and thecunt supporters. Hubris is what it is but to make the point simple and clear, i’d say. Everytime i’ve talked to a clitton supporter they...

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How Did Trump Know The House Of Cunt Would Fall?

Trump seems to be prescient. His Twatter timeline going back years is filled with quasi-predictions that have come true. Twatline 2013: Trump tweets that thecunt’s lesbian lover Huma Abedin (IT’S...

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Beware Slippery Shitlibs Retconning Recent History

Greg writes, Its funny how my thoughts ran to the recent fake polls as well… and how the Synathedral’s nerve broke at not being able to stop the Trump landslide with whatever fraud at the ballot box...

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The Democreep Party Plot To Swamp America With Third Worlders

Democreep operatives aren’t stupid. They know that their ticket to an impregnable and multi-generational lock on the White House and Congress is through electing a new people who will autonomically...

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Peter Kadzik Is A Clinton Stooge (it’s disgusting)

Hillary Clinton is about to get nailed to the wall for her crimes, but the Clinton Machine has one last shot to call in a favor from a dear old friend who happens to be the Department of Justice’s...

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Hillary Clinton’s Downfall And Ruling Class Collapse

The Clinton Machine is about to be decommissioned. This is true even if thecunt manages to steal a win on Nov 8. Investigations into her criminal misdeeds will dog her for the life of her time in power...

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The Sexual Market In Politics

Politics is downstream of the sexual market (which is why electoral puzzles like women voting in greater numbers for the gibs and virtue signaling party is best explained as a biological repercussion...

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Photo Caption Contest: The Moment Hillary Learns The Jig Is Up

Of all the culturally revealing candid shots taken in the Year of Our Trumpening, this one has to top them all: So much anguish….I love it! Look at thecunt’s expression. Cold as Satan’s icy lair in the...

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Spirit Cooking

If you haven’t logged on all week (and I wouldn’t blame you), then you would have missed the latest revelations concerning the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Prepare yourselves, because what you’ll read...

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