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The Circus Sideshow Freaks Among Us

Yesterday I saw an It that cursed my sight and gave me fits this It I could not tie in with anything come before It I may even admit that this It was too illegit to quit a man’s face It had (formless...

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How Should Trump Help The Coal Miners Of West Virginia?

A cursory examination of the evidence, pro and con, has convinced me that global warming is happening, and that humans are partly responsible. But not nearly as responsible as shitlib alarmists like...

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Higamous, Hogamous, Civilization Is Monogamous

Via Mangan (Twatter link: @Mangan150), the reason why monogamy beat polygamy: It all comes down to paternal certainty. Where (beta) men are reasonably assured the kid is theirs, civilization can...

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Alpha Male Body Language

As long-time Chateau guests know, body language is a crucial factor that helps define a man’s sexual market value. There is unsexy (beta) body language, and sexy (alpha) body language, and men can...

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The Miscegenation Indoctrination Machine Is Fully Functional

This ad from T-Mobile is just one example of the avalanche of miscegenation propaganda that’s been spilling out of the marketing departments of nearly every major American corporation and media organ...

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Alpha, Beta, Or Black?

A reader forwarded this photo, and I’m still laughing. Take Our PollFiled under: Alpha, Beta, Funny/Lolblogs

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Shitlord Of The Month

You can know a man by the company he keeps, and the shitlordian essence of Trump’s butler, Anthony Senecal, suggests Trump is a man of sterling character. On his Faceborg page, The Butler done did it!...

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Your Daily Game: The Seductive Potential Of Little Words

Certain combinations of speech are optimally attractive to women. Wit, conversational fluidity, and terseness are common elements in the kind of wordplay that women most adore in men. On that subject,...

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Why Are Ad Agencies Pushing Miscegenation Propaganda?

A reader who is the owner of Page For Men writes, In my executive life, I can answer [the implied question in this CH post] – They don’t have a fuckin clue. I work for several fortune 500 clients (I am...

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Options = Instability: Another Heartiste Maxim Externally Validated By SCIENCE!

Options = Instability. A Chateau maxim as universal and relevant to life satisfaction as the famed CH aphorism Diversity + Proximity = War. The O=I theory was introduced in this original press post:...

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Subverting Sassy Sluts

What to say to a girl who has, unbeknownst or not, co-opted a favorite PUA line for her own amusement? A reader explains: To CH & readers, quick tactics question — what if a girl pulls the...

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The Sound Of A Charismatic Jerkboy “Apologizing”

It’s generally advisable to avoid ever apologizing for any infraction of social or courtship etiquette — particularly if the rules of the etiquette which would constrain you were established by your...

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The Hidden Costs Of Dual Income Relationships

I’ve since lost the link to the original Voxday post, but this comment by Cail Coreshev is a valid criticism of dual-income marriages that one doesn’t often read from more mainstream sociological...

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Two Vagnettes From The American Sexual Market

I experienced two unfolding events in one day recently that imo are microcosms of the American sexual market. Scene 1: A car was pulling out of a parking garage and for a second the driver didn’t...

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Shiv Of The Week: Choices And Consequences

A reader worthy of wielding the obsidian Chateau shiv sends a screen cap of his Tinder response to a single mom-by-choice. The lols are strong (and frequent) in this one. (Reader’s Twatter handle is...

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More Evidence Supporting The “Men Invade, Women Invite” Theory Of Geopolitics

Female suffrage was a big mistake, part infinity in a series. Austria had an election recently, pitting a nationalist, immigration restrictionist patriot (Hofer) against a globalist, open borders...

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Spot The Alpha President-Elect

Three “power brokers” with their hands in pockets, and one doing the fig leaf over his crotch. Classic beta male body language tells. Trump, meanwhile, is the only man in the room with his hands out,...

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The Patented CH “How normal are you?” Opener

Reader Carlos decided to take my advice to the field, where he dropped the “How normal are you?” line as a rapport-boosting opener to seal the deal with a girl. I’ll offer a suggestion here. Avoid...

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A Young Chateau Neophyte Is Sent Unto The World

This womanizing whelp is learning the three Rs: reading, writing, and rakishness.Filed under: Alpha, The Good Life, Vanity

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The Great Men On Sex Role Swapping

A man of some repute addressed an audience of women in 1933, warning against sexual amorphism and the close correlation of feminine men and masculine women with national decline. Looking back over the...

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