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Freelance Comment Of The Week: The Project To Turn Women Into Poor Facsimiles...

From a comment to a New York Beta Times article about “gender equity”. Otis E Plainfield, Tx The College of The Permian Basin Peter Drucker, in his famous essay Managing Oneself, advised strongly the...

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I Could Tell You, But You Won’t Like It

A naive beta male wonders why there’s a dearth of single men willing to marry the aging spinsters he knows. why don’t I know any single men who could be fixed up with a well-educated woman in her late...

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The View From America

Johnny Redux paints a lurid, dismal picture of the America he sees fulminating around him. We need something to change, and that’s for sure. I live in a pretty nice area. Stopped at the chain grocery...

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Guess Which Virtual Sex Doll Women Want The Most?

In Japan, a burgeoning “fake anime boyfriend” market is capturing the hearts of Japanese women and overseas American women. Since the 90s, Japanese women have been playing otome (“maiden”) games, which...

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The Science Of Slurs

There’s nothing quite like a sharp semantic shiv that hits a vital. But did you know slurs evolved to serve a social purpose? And that there are sex-based differences in the perception of slurs? We...

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How To Tease An Attention Whore (i.e., all women)

Here’s a fun routine I like to pull on girls if I happen to have my camera or my phone’s camera out for use. It’s a Game tactic that works on the principle that no woman can resist the attention...

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Anime Jerkboy Game

Recall this post about the online otome (“maiden”) game, a female porn app which hooks up human women with their perfect anime boyfriend. The most requested anime boyfriend is the “sadistic but...

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Guess The Supporters’ Presidential Candidate

Commenter jackmcg came up with a clever parlor game. Want to test your phrenology skills? [ed: minor quibble, but technically, this would be testing your physiognomy skills] I looked at the hashtags...

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The Sound Of A Soulkill

The Trumpening earns Shiv of the Week for this soul shot: I’m sure that Trump will accumulate plenty of SOTWs between now and his inauguration as Leader of the Fashy World.Filed under: Current Events,...

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The Female Sex Stare

Now this is a Fuck Me Stare. H/t reader passionman, who writes, “Expression translated: If you fucked me, my life will be complete. Absent that, you have my vote.” The female version of the sex stare...

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Reader Mailbag: Putting The Scruz To A Cooz

Email #1: bernieciz wants to know about reversing last-minute date cancellations by flaky girls. I’ve been getting a lot of pre-sex flakes lately and would be very greatful for some VIP Le Cheateau...

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Approach Anxiety And The SJW

There’s a saying in the seduction community that’s meant to help newbs get over approach anxiety. Often, the neophyte womanizer will avoid approaching cute girls under the pretext that “she’s out of my...

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Chateau Guest Feedback

archerwfisher arrived for his stay at the Chateau, imbibed of the house wisdom, and left a more virile man. Got to test a piece of game off this blog, it worked well. Went to a college church group at...

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The Cisgender Genie

Three cultural adventurers — an antiracist, a feminist, and a shitlord — stumble upon a treasure trove. In the loot, they discover a magic dildo. The antiracist picks up the dildo with a great effort,...

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Scoreboard Game (Women Want To Be Judged)

The ideology of nonjudgmentalism, primarily held by women, is better understood as female guilt transference of their secret desire to be judged. Women WANT a man who will judge them and make them feel...

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An Asshole Line Girls Can’t Help But Love

Here’s a line I sometimes toss out to faux bitchy girls glibly assuming I’m just another chode waiting to polish their pussy pedestals. As far as asshole lines go, this one is lethally penetrative of...

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NPR Dweebs Agree With Heartiste: Chicks Dig Alpha Male Body Language

From deep in the Le Chateau crypt (2007), a post about common beta male body language mistakes: Closed body language Guys who are confident that nothing in life can touch them have very open and smooth...

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Flake No More

This is what happens when you take Chateau pickup advice to heart and apply it in the field. Hey CH I was the one [bernieciz] who emailed you about the girls flaking with the “I’m sick excuse” so I...

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Proud Incel Game

Consider the subject of this post an extended play version of the Game tactic “Agree & Amplify”. Commenter anon stumbles upon the potential of Proud Incel Game when he writes, i get plenty of poon....

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Flake No More: Update

bernieciz, the reader who used a CH anti-flake technique to turn a cold lead hot, has a clarification regarding the post about his progress report. @CH thanks for posting; the third screenshot was from...

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