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Comment Of The Week: The Tumescence Of Twelve Men

gunslingergregi burps up a nugget of pith from his prolix comment splatter. Here he explains his thought process if his girlfriend were to hypothetically get trained by 12 angry minstrels. after my...

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Short-Haired Women Are An Affront To Male Desire

Welcome to AndrogyNation, where women are turned into feminist lackeys and start to comport themselves in ways that betray a venomous loathing of natural male desire. Exhibit A: Jennifer Lawrence...

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Racial Differences In Testosterone

Anyone who’s lived a day in his life (or played summer football in a city park or worked out at a vibrant gym) has noticed that different races have different musculature and athletic talent. Blacks...

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What To Say When A Girl Calls You Gay

Some elements of game are deliberately antagonizing, because pretty women have natural social shields that need to be penetrated before a courtship can have a chance of succeeding. Antagonism (aka...

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The Best All-Purpose Chat Reply To Any Girl’s Obnoxious Question

GIRL: “Are you gay?” MAN: Perfection is rarely seen so clearly in the wild. Sending this pic to a frisky filly may not guarantee the bang, but goddamn will it leave a smile on your face. And likely on...

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How To Take A Mug Shot Like An Alpha Male

That’s how it’s done. Suit up. Chin up. Eyes straight. Smirk like you own the joint. Or you’re about to get one over on someone you hate. As a commenter noted, Perry’s mug shot reminded him of someone...

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How To Handle Girls Playing The ‘Poor Me!’ Act

Beta bait. It’s a trap! Beta bait and shit tests are similar concepts with some notable distinctions. Shit tests occur with the most regularity and intensity during early game, and at times when the...

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A Test Of Your Game

This edition of ‘A Test of Your Game’ comes courtesy of a reader in need of a quickie… game tip. Just the game tip. I could use your advice on a fading opportunity. I need to act quickly because I’m...

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The Power Of Dread Game

Reco writes, OT but just had to share. There is this series on Cable called 90 Day Fiance and basically it is typical “reality” series about guys who go overseas to find a woman to bring back to the US...

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Comment Of The Week: Dread Game Macrocosm

Max from Australia, come on down! This COTW trophy isn’t gonna polish itself. When women in the west had “dread” back in the 1950s they all had bodies like Jen Selter (without the Darkness). Now with 3...

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Spot The Beta Male

The four fine gentlemen in this photo are North Carolina State University undergrads who have invented a prototype nail polish that, when dipped in a drink, will change color if it detects the...

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Go-Topless Day

There was a “Go-Topless Day” in NY this past Sunday. Two hundred (mostly) women and four hundred boobs marched in protest of those wrong kinds of white people in those horribly backward flyover states...

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Reader Mailbag: Toddler Game Vs EatPraySlut

A proud Chateau acolyte writes, After reading the Toddler game article I decided to try some little kid game. One of my plates [ed: "plates" = concurrent lovers or would-be lovers] was going to Africa...

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Your Grandmother Was Thinner Than Your Wife

British women (and American women moreso) really have been getting beefier over the past few generations. [T]he average modern woman would seem like a giant to her great-great-grandmother, because in...

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The Difference Between Promiscuous Men And Promiscuous Women

Promiscuous men can handle their promiscuity better than promiscuous women can handle theirs. Compare and contrast: This is how a man looks after twenty lovers: This is how a woman looks after twenty...

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Feminists Are Not Just Ugly, They’re Manly Too!

Stereotypes don’t materialize out of thin air. They exist because people make observations and notice patterns, and then draw generalizable conclusions based on what they see and experience. The...

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The Rotherham Evil

eofahapi asks, are you going to write about the Rotherham thing? It needs a voice that is not delusional like the “Not all Muslims are like that” blah blah blah. There are two camps of thinking. One...

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What To Do When A Girl Scolds You

Slap a ho! I keed I keed. But you should do the verbal equivalent of a firm pimp slap. A reader emails, Here’s a topic you haven’t covered directly: how do you handle a girl who reprimands you? You had...

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The Sexual History-Sexual Satisfaction Equation

Commenter Max from Australia ponders an elegant mathematical formula of marital satisfaction. If a Man and a woman both have 20 sex partners: the odds are::: 1/20 X 1/20 = 1/400 That they will both be...

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Think Like A Hot Girl

Mark the Concern Troll writes, It’s hard for a guy to see things from the viewpoint of a hot girl. Do a little experiment. Go to a strip club. While you are there you will see many girls you aren’t...

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