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The Fentanyl Merchants Of Death

NEW: Here's the internal Insys video to the tune of A$AP Rocky's "F–kin' Problems" in which employees dance around former sales VP Alec Burlakoff, who is dressed as a life-size bottle of fentanyl...

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Shiv Of The Week: Obama Redux

From thefinn, “If you like your western civilization, you can keep your western civilization” Trump 2020 A bit unfair to the Greatest President in my lifetime, but not wholly without merit (“I want...

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Walls Work, And They’re Multiplying

Far from being a “medieval” relic (like the wheel, still used to this day) or ineffective, walls are springing up along borders everywhere across Europe and other parts of the world where migrant...

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A Tale Of Two Nationalisms

White nationalism: unanimous condemnation Jewish nationalism: unanimous support pic.twitter.com/YUv2iCdtpL — Will Westcott (@westland_will) February 14, 2019

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Petition To Rename Minnesota To The Curdled Crescent

Minnesota's 5th district is:•67% White •17% Black •9% Hispanic •6% Asian •1% Native American Congresswoman @IlhanMN won with 78% of the vote What are your values for you to single out an already...

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Bernard Sanders Plays Socialist-Capitalist Matchmaker

Bernard (J-Vermont): While psychologists tell us that ages 0-4 are the most important years of human development, we have a dysfunctional childcare system which underpays staff and is too costly for...

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Alpha Of The Month Contest

This edition of Alpha of the Month is a contest between one aspiring alpha, one retiring alpha, and one inspiring alpha. Who will win the coveted CH AOTM trophy? (phallically evocative) AOTM Candidate...

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Weaponized Disinformation

Americans have been enduring "weaponized disinformation" for decades, emanating from all the elite institutions of media and the academic world down to kindergarten. https://t.co/nOa4hZ0bYq — Kevin...

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Deep Scoffs, With Jack Shanky

I’m fed up with America’s remote sanctimony and civic indifference. Just two examples from the millions available: Marco Rubiobots: “The poor suffering Venezuelans. We must invade!” Marco Rubiobots:...

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Most Disingenuous Shitlib Media Talking Point Of The Month Award

My award for Most Disingenuous Shitlib Media Talking Point of the Month goes to NPR, for sneering that “most drugs enter through legal ports of entry”, as if this was a rebuke to Trump’s claim that an...

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Will AOC/Omar Destroy The Dems Before They Destroy Heritage America?

AOC is a radical commie leftwinger overseas puerto rican midwit who snipes as much against her own Democrat Party as she does against all that is true and beautiful in the world. Ilhan Omar is a...

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The Rued Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned...

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Paris, Then And Now

And by “then”, I mean a mere 17 years ago. Diversity + Proximity = Filth It doesn’t take long for pathological altruism to transform White cities into cisterns. Seventeen years of open borders and...

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Based&Christpilled Hungarians

Hungarian Foreign Minister, Peter Szijjarto, shocked CNN’s Christine Amanpour: “We reject multiculturalism”! “Hungary has been a Christian country for a millennium & will stay that way” Hungary...

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Is The Tankgrrl Era Finally Ending?

Tattoo parlors are experiencing a decline in customers for the first time in years, maybe decades. 70% of laser tattoo removal clients are women. My hope is that we are entering a new age of...

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Killing A Mountain Lion With Bare Hands Game

He’s not handsome but, you know, chicks dig a man who’s killed a mountain lion with his bare hands. *** According to news sources, he wrestled the puma to the ground and got the big cat on its back,...

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The Backup Country

“People are beginning to ask the right questions” People are beginning to ask the right questions. pic.twitter.com/7bIz3oTxkR — Fridtjof Havrås (@792×33) February 15, 2019 A reader asks, How on earth...

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Is Gimp Dog The New Birthday Cat?

A reader has used Gimp Dog Game with a chick. Why not? It’s funny af. If a girl is giving you a hard time, or she’s fishing for your thirst, send over Gimp Dog to dance on her un-stroked ego. Gimp Dog...

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The Race To Self-Disgrace

I couldn’t hold my lunch down reading this anecdote from mendo, On the subject of shitlib talking points: I’m in the elevator, getting ready to leave for the day. it stops on on floor and two guys...

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Should Cognitive Dissonance Be A DSM-5 Entry?

Cognitive dissonance isn’t just a glib insult to taunt reality-averse shitlibs; it’s also a serious mental disorder which our shitlib brethren could manage with many years of therapy. Cognitive...

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