Beta Of The Month: Joe Scarborough
There’s no need for a contest in this edition of Beta of the Month; Joe Scarborough wins it running away. You’ve seen this before, in previous Chateau Heartiste Beta of the Month posts. Uxorious Joe...
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Walls Work. Just Ask Benjamin Netanyahu
President Trump is right. I built a wall along Israel's southern border. It stopped all illegal immigration. Great success. Great idea — Benjamin Netanyahu (@netanyahu) January 28, 2017 The Diaspora...
View ArticleYour Daily Game: Stoking The Female Competitive Instinct For Personal Gain
Camel Cock comments, *** Submission for comment of the week *** Good show, kid, but ya came up short. This week’s COTW has already been awarded (details soon). Dry your eyes, though, because you...
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Comment Of The Week: It’s Always About Nakedness With Women
Escoffier, reacting to the following news story about an exhibitionist University of Cambridge professor (via /pol/ News Network)… Welcome to Ivy League universities: where professors walk around...
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The Great Bawlin’ Beanlet Hoax Of 2018
The Schlomo-Shitlib Axis convulsed themselves into a heavy menstrual flow this past week over the Fake Atrocity of bawlin’ beanlets being temporarily separated from their beaner parents for processing...
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Opening The Borders (To Shitlib Neighborhoods)
that one guy (the MPC-celeb?) emailed a NYBetaTimes article with a link to a study finding that….SHOCKER…White liberals aren’t so keen on open borders when the borders open directly into their wealthy...
View ArticleThe Trump Train Runs Over Another Uppity Shitlib
Uppity shitlib restaurant owner kicks out Trump loyalist, loses job a few days later. There is no end to the blessings the Trump Era bestows on Heritage America. The president of Main Street Lexington...
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The Next Trump Is Italian
Matteo Salvini, Italy’s far right (aka centrist in a saner time) interior minister: Buona serata Amici, che fate?P.s. Tranquilli, le barche che vedete dietro di me non trasportano clandestini!...
View ArticleThe Rootless, Itinerant, Parasitic, Carpetbagger Shitlib
Stephanie Wilkinson is the co-owner of the Red Hen in Lexington, VA, now infamous for kicking Trumpgal Sarah Sanders out of Wilkinson’s restaurant (and following Sanders’ down the street to heckle her...
View ArticleUnhinged
We are witnessing two spectacular developments in American politics, both courtesy of President Trump’s ALPHA GAME. One, the splitting of the Democrats into two antagonistic, ineffective, parties....
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MAGAman Of The Month
ALPHA: The physiognomy, it doesn’t lie. Reginald Scott See threw a bucket of chicken shit at the doorstep of the commie restaurant Red Hen. That’s the shitlord smirk of a smirklord who’s saying to...
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Stinkfist
One of the greatest tunes (and visually arresting music videos) of the ’90s — Tool’s Stinkfist — uses the symbolism of fist fucking to warn against creeping consumerism in both the material and...
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David French, Double-Talker
Via: David French: Physiognomy: soyed up Familiognomy: cucked up What’s a workable portmanteau of double-talker and cuckservative? Doublecuck? Cuckletalker? Self-cuckradictory? Hypocuck? Lying sack of...
View ArticleRootlessness And Ideological Identification
Shitlibs more strongly identify along ideological axes. This is why, for instance, they can’t tolerate the company of those with differing world views. (White libchicks are the absolute worst at...
View ArticleHere Comes The Diversity, White Man!
Prepare to be enriched. Or rather, impoverished. A Mewllennial bartender-turned-Hugo Chavez wannabe just won the 14th District in a NY Dem primary, in a shock upset over the fourth-highest ranking Dem...
View ArticleShiv Of The Week
As a child I bet you wouldn’t have thought you’d fuck a hundred strangers by the time you turned 30. pic.twitter.com/0hhahNV0pZ — Titus of the Dreamlands (@marblemadeflesh) June 28, 2018 woowee that...
View ArticleAnn Coulter Reads Chateau Heartiste
Ann unsheathes a mighty shiv this week in her column “Country Overboard! Women and Children Last!“. She touches on many themes explored here at Le Chateau, and comes suspiciously, deliciously close to...
View ArticleThe World’s Greatest Troll: Donald Trump
Reader Tiberius gets at the core truth explaining the mass hysteria of the anti-Trump shitlib fanatics: Trump is killing their god. Yes. There is no greater rage than that directed against the...
View ArticleOvergaming During Blowjob
Overgaming is the mistake inexperienced but eager-to-learn men make with women. It’s a term that means “coming on too strong” (or too jerkish, or too cloying, or too supplicating, etc). Overgaming...
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When The Sexual Polarity Reverses
Everything wrong with America in one snapshot. Vagina dominator adds, This is from a blog someone here (thanks) linked to called Dating Data where the woman in this picture produces her dating data...
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