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CougarLife.com

A distinct pleasure of being alive during the decline and fall of a Western world power is bearing witness to the technicolor debris that spins off of rapid cultural collapse. CougarLife.com is one...

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Confirming Dates Like A Boss

Men should generally avoid confirming dates, but there are ways to do it with alpha flair. A reader contributes his version of date confirmations that he says has gone very well for him. Hey I thought...

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Feminists Loathe Male Desire

The goal of feminism is to remove all constraints on female sexuality while maximally restricting male sexuality. CH wrote the above not long ago to describe the purpose, in practice if not...

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Tease Girls Right Away

Teasing — aka foreplay — is to girls what firm D cups and a perfect pert ass are to men. Most men think teasing is something that’s supposed to happen later, after a warming-up period when the man is...

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“Work on your personality”

“Work on your personality.” This is the best CH vetted and approved advice a father could give to his homely, beta-ish son. It’s the advice singer Marc Anthony got from his father. The 45-year-old has...

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Big Mistake

Their body language is a dead giveaway. She’s leaning into him body and head, he’s leaning away from her. Charitably, he can’t support her weight. Uncharitably, he’s already withdrawing in preparation...

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How To Increase Your Beta Male Margin Of Error

If you should understand one thing about niceguy beta male behavior, it’s this: A little goes a long way, especially if it’s opposed by an anti-beta force. A lot of men are constitutional romantics,...

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Entitlement, Narcissism, Ambivalent Sexism: Choose Any Three

As anyone who’s lived a day and quaffed a vial of barrel-aged truth serum will tell you, the men who do well with women are often the most entitled, narcissistic pricks they know. “Good guys” they are...

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Goodbye America In A Photo

Submitted by a reader who shall remain anonymous pending clarification, here is the second in CH’s series of Goodbye America photos that record for future archeologists the degradation that was...

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Women Want To Be A Man’s Afterthought

Reader Alif Male passes along an excerpt from an Agatha Christie book. From “Dumb Witness” Agatha Christie, (1937) Chapter 2 ============================================================ “But this...

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Vagina Tingles Abhor An Alpha Vacuum

Your gracious CH host for the day left a number of meaty comments in the discussion to this post about another education system maiden offering her womb chute to cackling dementors. Enjoy the...

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Your Mission

It’s time that mama bird CH pushes some of you fledglings from the internest to embark on a confidence building mission. The men who read this site fall roughly in line with the following ratios: 10%...

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The Difference Between Men And Women In Two Charts

An OkCupid SWPL, Christian Rudder, who is handy with database cross-referencing, is publishing a book soon about findings gleaned from OkCupid luser data. Two graphs in particular, which “disturbed” a...

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Comment Of The Week: Sandra Syndrome

“Director” spits the pith and takes home the COTW, It boils down to this: A white Special Ed kid is actually a drooling retard. A black Spec Ed can probably be retarded but musical, funny…like a pet...

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Thought Experiment

Commenter jack rips a page from Heartistian dark magic texts and presents his own mischievous thought experiment. I posed this question to my blue pill friends. Let’s say you’re going to die tomorrow....

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Approach Week

Reader Jeremy suggests a way to get the game blog reader addicts off their asses to bust a move. CH, I have a suggestion. It would take the cooperation of other major manosphere sites. If you want to...

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Reader Mailbag: I Saw The Signs And It Opened Up Her Thighs

Email #1: “Steve” sincerely asks, Important question: Can sluts fall in love? Absolutely. But they can also fall out of love. And they do both more easily than non-sluts. Sluts are a strange amalgam of...

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There Are Single Moms, And Then There’s Everyone Else

single moms, the shit that keeps on giving… and taking!Filed under: Ugly Truths

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Are Men Or Women More Manipulative?

Personal impressions into the matter aside for the moment, social science examining the issue of sex differences in manipulation skill and proclivity to manipulate are scarce. But a recent study...

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Soccer Post

This is the obligatory CH soccer post. Suave commenter gig chastises, I am not reading/commenting here as much as I would like to, but seriously, the World Cup is happening. You have 4 years to talk...

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