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The Thousand Tingle Ogle

The Thousand Cock Stare is the vacant crazy-eyed unhinged look that women get when they’ve slutted it up too much and the cavalry of cockas have left psychic scars. It’s a dead womb walking sheen of...

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Physiognomy Quiz: Guess The Personality (Plus Thoughts On The Gaystream Media)

Reader OldFart asked me what I thought of this face: Physiognomy is the word to describe the face as an index of the character and personality. It is the science — yes, the SCIENCE — of inferring...

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Clintons Accept Russia Bribes, Comey Lies, Media Hides

The Russia-Trump collusion narrative is a gigantic case study in shitlib and Clintonista psychological projection, misdirection, and straight-up false accusation by Hillary Clinton and her demonic...

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God Game

If you really want to mindfuck an urbanness girlie and instill the Good Lord’s dread, after banging her out Saturday night, wake up early Sunday, get dressed, and tell her you’re going to Church. She...

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The SurpriseCBM

If girls are checking you out in public with love in their eyes and mist ‘twixt their thighs, it could be simply the case that you’ve got a ten foot hard-on walking ahead of you. This happens when...

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Carrying A Girl Across The Bang Threshold

You’ve got a limbically lubed girl on your sofa. It’s late, the tension is thick (your pants pleats have flattened out). Whoa, tiger! You should know that LMR (last minute resistance) is coming. Are...

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The Alpha Male Anthem

There have been plenty of cad anthems in the rock and country music pantheons celebrating raw masculine privilege, but the song “I’m a Wanderer”, sung by Guinea-American Dion and released in 1961, is...

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#SheColluded

If you’ve been keeping abreast of the news these past two weeks, you might have noticed the anti-Trump enemies have become discombobulated and put on the defensive by recent exposure of their criminal...

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The Thotarchy Theory Of Asshole Game

From Girl Next Door to Sassy Slut, knowing what kind of girl you’re dealing with is the first step to tailoring your Game for a proper fit. Hawk explains what to say to a girl in your room late at...

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Joker Game

This is a great response to a chick’s IHAB. Via Jimi2x, IHAB game by the Joker (jack nicholson) in the first Batman: Joker: Stop the press…who’s that? Bob: Thats Vicki Vale boss..shes a reporter..shes...

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The Starbuckwheat

The Starbuckwheat is the term for the numinously accessible black mascot adopted by 115 IQ SWPL shitlib sanctimony-addict Whites who want to prove their moral righteousness to wine party circuit peers....

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Comment Of The Week: The Vanishing Virgin

COTW winner Days of Broken Arrows unloads a gauzebomb of nostalgia porn on the CH collective, reminding us that virgins (of hooch and heart) vanish as quickly as they appear. Thanks for spotlighting my...

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Thought Experiment: Microcuckings

Hypothetically, if you were cucked by a man with a micropeen, would you: Take Our Poll This post inspired by:

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Leftoid Cognitive Biases: Negative Transference And Psychological Projection

Two common cognitive biases, negative transference and psychological projection, are evident in most people but especially common in those of the leftoid persuasion. There are also racial differences...

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Rare Footage Of Young Heartiste!

da GBFM dug up an archived gem: rare footage of a stripling CH caught cheating on one of his crisis actress plates! She tries to get back at him by burning the jailbait coal, but her revenge plot is...

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Why I Love President Trump

This video of an extemporaneous Trump telling it like it is about hot female teachers boffing their male students explains better than a thousand-word essay could why I, along with tens of millions of...

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Game Advice For The Masochistic Man

Ted Colt asks for some Game advice to give his son, other than fleeing, what advice would you give my son? He’s referring to this scenario: If a chick sincerely and weirdly said that to your son, and...

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Your Daily Game: Girls Playing Gotcha

Theodore asks, Game question: What is the best way to respond when a girl asks if she annoys you? As you probably surmised, this question is a trap. If you answer yes, she “got to you” and you sound a...

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Physiognomy Is Real (Wealth)

Physiognomy is roaring back as a legitimate field of research. Will phrenology soon follow a similar path to realtalk respectability? We CAN judge a book by its cover. We can tell with a quick glance...

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TRUMPERICA!

No hoverhand. My brah-love for this man expands like a supernova. Trump has the charisma to unite the PUA-ReadSiege-le56%er-MPC factions of the Maul-Right. It’s a new day for American Dreamers...

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