The Attenuated Romance

The life cycle of the Modern American Romance as told by commenter The Other Anonymous:

I’ve seen it so many times it’s not funny now.

– Beta, has his shit together, but can’t get laid to save his life
– meets a slut
– gets his first blow job after 3rd date
– boom
– drops his friends and hobbies
– before you know it he’s married her

Flash forward a few years – kids, house, divorce – Done.

I disagree with only one thing TOA wrote… it’s still funny.

At which of these dolorous life stages could Game have intervened and saved lives?

Beta, has his shit together, but can’t get laid to save his life

Game teaches betas not to rely on their boring office jobs and steady paychecks to impress girls. Game can help a beta get laid sooner, and with better quality girls, than he otherwise would have under normal game-less operating conditions.

meets a slut

Game gives men choice in the sexual market, reducing the risk of needing to settle for a road-worn slut on the beta bux make.

gets his first blow job after 3rd date

Game, and the increased experience with women, removes some of the mysticism from sex, which has the not-insignificant benefit of protecting beta males from making horrible mistakes on the basis of nothing more than a righteous bj.

boom

Id asplode.

drops his friends and hobbies

Game imbues beta males with the deep, almost spiritual understanding that getting women into bed, and into love, isn’t a miracle that must be canonized, sacralized, and micromanaged to the exclusion of every other nice thing in life. Game also makes a beta male more interesting to his friends, male and female, and thus helps round out his social life.

before you know it he’s married her

Game will help beta males with an eye toward building a family marry from a position of choice, rather than desperation or duty.

Flash forward a few years – kids, house, divorce – Done.

Game will reduce the chances that a beta male will get divorced or, if divorced, get fleeced by a cold-hearted, out-of-love, ex-wife.

Gamespeed, gentlemen!