Passive-Aggressive War

We need to put this on the side of our drones so that the most passive-aggressive weapon of war matches the leadership mood of our most passive-aggressive agency. pic.twitter.com/r6QxzdhpW2

— Second City Bureaucrat (@CityBureaucrat) January 11, 2019

You're playing with stray dogs in the street when a Predator drone nicknamed "Sweaty" incinerates your family. After several months of being trafficked by criminals, you end up at the U.S. border where a woman with red lip and hoop earrings tells u ur special.

— Second City Bureaucrat (@CityBureaucrat) January 11, 2019