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The Era Of The Psychocunt

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What social media has accomplished and which dwarfs all other impacts it has had on the culture, is this: It has weaponized female attention whoring. Check this out:

There are too many psychocunts in the USA to count, but this one stands above the rabble. Short story: using an advanced hot-cold, ghost-unghost technique, she lured hundreds of thirsty beta males on Tinder with promises of a hot date (“we can see what happens”), to meet her at the foot of an outdoor NYC stage where she would be to see a DJ perform. Our intrepid Thirst Brother treks to the location, and realizes, along with the rest of the beta dupes there, that he’d been had. In his words:

I make my way to Union Square. Eat a hot dog and look over by this open lot by 17th Ave and there is a stage and a DJ and about 100 ppl and cameras and shit and I think well this is some random ass Manhattan shit. […]

Eventually I see a girl moving towards backstage with two enormous bodyguards in sunglasses and realise it’s her and I’m thinking WHAT THINE FUCKETH IS GOING ON

ed: urkel alert.

I stay back and assess the situation and I’m like fuck I’mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I’m so fucking confused but think well I guess she’s a social media personality or some shit

She gets the mic and is like thanks for coming out I bet you’re all wondering what this is about and I’m like yeah what the fuck is this about

She then says so I know all of you here are on tinder and I’m like 🤔

Then she says I’ve invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a hunger games speech about what its gonna take to date her

ALL THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND ON TINDER AND TEXTED THEM THE SAME SHIT

Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS SHIT to themself

At that point I am genuinely amazed at the fallopian fortitude this girl possesses. This is top 10 greatest finesse of all time. Dudes actually stayed and played.

This is what a corrupted sexual market looks like: a horrible female-favorable sex skew (whether numerical or attitudinal) giving rise to an army of psychocunt attention whores, leading a pathetic mob of thirsty betas by the nose, and cajoling them into a livestreamed “let’s you and you and you and you and him fight” battle royale for bitchcoin and vajtreonics (but no sex).

If this sounds like a boner-killing hellscape, you’d be right! And the only answer is Game. Lots of it. The motherfucking Script of The World must be mega-flipped to give men a fighting chance in a Western sexual market gone completely rogue.

This won’t surprise CH readers paying close attention, but based on a photo taken of her back, our psychocunt looks to be high T (or low E). Notice the linebacker shoulders and boyhips:

That’s a body made for Dread Game.

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Sentient dug up a pic of her from the front:

Not much to look at. Charitably, a soft 7. Which is why so many beta males figured they had a chance with her.

She, obviously, is extremely bitter about men. Tooling all those betas must have slaked her thirst for vengeance something good. Except, not. She will continue pining for the alpha jerkboy who pumped and dumped her, taking out her spite on all the beta males who follow in her alpha widowhood wake.

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Courtesy of Sentient, a better frontal view pic of Our Lady of Lording it Over Thirsty Betas:

Yeeeeeah, based on this high-res shot, I’m gonna have to downgrade my initial assessment of her from a soft 7 to a hard 6. Also, is anyone else getting shtetl vibes to go along with the powerful slut vibes?


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